![]() But a few drop-outs had some interesting climate ideas along the way. Your brain (and liver) should probably be grateful that not all of the original 20-some Democratic candidates have made it this far in the election cycle. Pregame idea: Raise a glass to the dearly (Democratically) departed. To support our nonprofit environmental journalism, please consider disabling your ad-blocker to allow ads on Grist. If you follow our nifty drinking guide, our goal is to leave you sober enough to decipher Bernie’s thick Brooklyn accent but drunk enough to keep the TV on when Biden promises to unlock the power of “ American innovation.” (Drink!) (Though abstainers should feel free to stick with us and sub a couple of Marianne Williamson’s pre-debate yoga moves). That’s right, we’ve come up with the ultimate drinking game to complement the delicate aroma of the world bursting into flames. ![]() And what better way to prepare you to digest that marathon strategy-fest than a little climate action aperitif? Ten presidential candidates will have 40 minutes each to share their ideas for fixing humanity’s biggest and scariest problem ever. The town hall’s rules of engagement are simple. That means you’re either a climate wonk who’s willing to spend seven hours of your precious free time listening to politicians prattle about global warming, or you can’t figure out how to change the channel. Or else you'll be the one getting stewed.So you’ve decided to watch CNN’s Climate Crisis Town Hall on Wednesday evening. ![]() To make it through all that Buster better have a lucky bunny's foot. And we haven't even mentioned the Pinball Wizardry, Acme Anvils and Icky Tricky Sticky Traps that'll make you feel like you're in an actual cartoon. SO ACTUALLY IT'S LIKE ELEVEN GAMES IN ONE. Between each level are five subgames, including Furrball's Championship Squash, Hungry Boy Hamton and Plucky Duck's Go-Go Bingo. Ready to fork over the bucks, Buster? Well hang on your ears - there's more. And blast-off on a Babs Bunny (no relation.) rescure mission that's totally spaced-out. Bounce through an aerial Sky Jinx in search of stratospheric treasures. If you pass that test, you'll hop aboard a Wild West Train Ride. You'll have to use Buster's all new Spin Kick and Mad Dash to bust through ACME Looniversity's toughest classes. Only you can stop those pesky pranksters from getting the jump on your pal Buster Bunny. Gene Splicer, Montana Max and gazillions of other 16 bit bullies craving a pot of Hasenpfeffer stew. Accept the role of Buster Bunny, and your tail will be on the line against Calamity Coyote, Elmyra, Dizzy Devil, Dr. It's just like a real cartoon, except you're the main character. ![]()
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